Sunday, April 1, 2007

Chairman Neo's Kopi Mug

Here, we see Chairman Neo's Scooby Doo kopi mug making fun of the irritating cat with the moving bye-bye hand.

Typical Neo Response

The following was seen on a concrete parapet during a site survey at Boon Lay area:

And this is how Chairman Neo would have reacted and said:


Everybody loooooves Neo Kopi

Check out the masses of thirsty zombied engineers flocking to Neo Kopi at the 3pm launch! Even Chairman Neo is overwhelmed by popular demand!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Neo Pledge

I, is citizen of Neokeeboon
Pledge myself to be official chairman.
regardless of time you come in,
clothes you wear, or what kopi you 'leem'
So as to achieve happiness,
sometimes depression, but always noisy
and gahmen Progress Package every year!

Neolilocks and the 3 Chairs

Once upon a time, in an urban forest not so far away from Lavendar MRT Station. There lived a popular chairman.

His name was Neolilocks. Vincent Neolilocks. He had beautiful red-golden dyed hair.

One day, as he jalan jalan along Beach Road, he saw this funny looking building that looked like a huge thumb tack. "Ah!", he said. "My leg is tired tired. Upstair sure have chair to sit down one".

And so he took the lift to the 3rd floor and came into an office.

Inside the office, he saw a few chairs. So he tried a few chairs.

The first chair he saw belonged to Papa Chair.

"Aiyah, this chair is too big for Neolilocks! I fall down!"

Then he saw a chair belonging to Mama Chair, and he decided to try it too.

"Wah! This chair so hard! My backside pain pain!"

Next he thought he saw a comfortable chair. This chair belonged to Baby Chair.

"Jialat. This chair too small. I stuck! Cannot come out! Help!"

When he finally managed to pull himself out of baby chair, he was totally exhausted. He didn't know what to do.

In the end, he settled for his favourite seat in the office.

And he live happily ever after.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Chairman Neo

This is Chairman Neo. He is holding on to his cordless phone. Chairman Neo is a busy chairman.

Chairman Neo likes to watch over his staff to make sure they are working.

Chairman Neo will also give free advice for staff who have questions. He will sometimes joke with staff, but he will scold staff too.

Sometimes his advice may not be good although it is out of good intention. Still, he is open to feedback from staff.

This is Chairman Neo. Our One and Only Chairman Neo. He is the best Chairman anyone can ask for!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

don't you just wanna reach out and pinch this cute cute face?? :)