Here, we see Chairman Neo's Scooby Doo kopi mug making fun of the irritating cat with the moving bye-bye hand.
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Typical Neo Response
Everybody loooooves Neo Kopi
Monday, March 26, 2007
Neo Pledge
Pledge myself to be official chairman.
regardless of time you come in,
clothes you wear, or what kopi you 'leem'
So as to achieve happiness,
sometimes depression, but always noisy
and gahmen Progress Package every year!
Neolilocks and the 3 Chairs
Once upon a time, in an urban forest not so far away from Lavendar MRT Station. There lived a popular chairman.
His name was Neolilocks. Vincent Neolilocks. He had beautiful red-golden dyed hair.
One day, as he jalan jalan along Beach Road, he saw this funny looking building that looked like a huge thumb tack. "Ah!", he said. "My leg is tired tired. Upstair sure have chair to sit down one".
And so he took the lift to the 3rd floor and came into an office.
Inside the office, he saw a few chairs. So he tried a few chairs.
The first chair he saw belonged to Papa Chair.
"Aiyah, this chair is too big for Neolilocks! I fall down!"
Then he saw a chair belonging to Mama Chair, and he decided to try it too.
"Wah! This chair so hard! My backside pain pain!"
Next he thought he saw a comfortable chair. This chair belonged to Baby Chair.
"Jialat. This chair too small. I stuck! Cannot come out! Help!"
When he finally managed to pull himself out of baby chair, he was totally exhausted. He didn't know what to do.
In the end, he settled for his favourite seat in the office.
And he live happily ever after.
His name was Neolilocks. Vincent Neolilocks. He had beautiful red-golden dyed hair.
One day, as he jalan jalan along Beach Road, he saw this funny looking building that looked like a huge thumb tack. "Ah!", he said. "My leg is tired tired. Upstair sure have chair to sit down one".
And so he took the lift to the 3rd floor and came into an office.
Inside the office, he saw a few chairs. So he tried a few chairs.
The first chair he saw belonged to Papa Chair.
"Aiyah, this chair is too big for Neolilocks! I fall down!"
Then he saw a chair belonging to Mama Chair, and he decided to try it too.
"Wah! This chair so hard! My backside pain pain!"
Next he thought he saw a comfortable chair. This chair belonged to Baby Chair.
"Jialat. This chair too small. I stuck! Cannot come out! Help!"
When he finally managed to pull himself out of baby chair, he was totally exhausted. He didn't know what to do.
In the end, he settled for his favourite seat in the office.
And he live happily ever after.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Chairman Neo
Chairman Neo likes to watch over his staff to make sure they are working.
Sometimes his advice may not be good although it is out of good intention. Still, he is open to feedback from staff.
This is Chairman Neo. Our One and Only Chairman Neo. He is the best Chairman anyone can ask for!
Sunday, March 11, 2007
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