Monday, March 26, 2007

Neolilocks and the 3 Chairs

Once upon a time, in an urban forest not so far away from Lavendar MRT Station. There lived a popular chairman.

His name was Neolilocks. Vincent Neolilocks. He had beautiful red-golden dyed hair.

One day, as he jalan jalan along Beach Road, he saw this funny looking building that looked like a huge thumb tack. "Ah!", he said. "My leg is tired tired. Upstair sure have chair to sit down one".

And so he took the lift to the 3rd floor and came into an office.

Inside the office, he saw a few chairs. So he tried a few chairs.

The first chair he saw belonged to Papa Chair.

"Aiyah, this chair is too big for Neolilocks! I fall down!"

Then he saw a chair belonging to Mama Chair, and he decided to try it too.

"Wah! This chair so hard! My backside pain pain!"

Next he thought he saw a comfortable chair. This chair belonged to Baby Chair.

"Jialat. This chair too small. I stuck! Cannot come out! Help!"

When he finally managed to pull himself out of baby chair, he was totally exhausted. He didn't know what to do.

In the end, he settled for his favourite seat in the office.

And he live happily ever after.

1 comment:

Xianrong said...

Ha ha! Good story!